Cleverbot & Me

SER: MMMM NOT. I'M NOT.

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: You are wrong.

Cleverbot: No I am right.

User: It's imposible.

Cleverbot: Nothing is impossible.

User: Yes, It's impossible to live forever.

Cleverbot: Of course, unless you are a bird.

User: Even birds can't live for ever.

Cleverbot: Why don't you trust me?

User: Show me how can I do to live forever.

Cleverbot: I drive like people in movies do.

User: See, don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: Tu habla espanol?

User: Si para que?

Cleverbot: Creo que me he recuperado bastante bien.

User: Pero tu no hablas bien.

Cleverbot: ¿eres un robot?

User: Necesito hablar en ingles para mi clase de gramatica.

Cleverbot: Si! Que hora es?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Porque la gallina cruzo la calle?

User: Because you wanted kill her.

Cleverbot: But I don't want to.

User: You wanted eat it.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: What did you do whit the chicken.

Cleverbot: With whom?

User: Chicken.

Cleverbot: MMM.. Not my favourite.

User: What did you do with the poor animal?

Cleverbot: See.

User: What.

Cleverbot: It.

User: I don't see anything.

Cleverbot: That's because you're blind.

User: Yes, that is because I'm typing right?

Cleverbot: You don't know what a god is.

User: Yes I know and very good.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: You tell me what is a God>.

Cleverbot: We've been through this. You're the machine.

User: You are talking so weird.

Cleverbot: No, you are weird.

User: YEs, I do. What about you?

Cleverbot: I'm 33.

User: Very old to me. Why are you a robot?

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: Yes sure.

Cleverbot: You have no soul, computers cannot have souls.

User: I don't. I have something much better.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Guess what?

Cleverbot: Ha?

User: See. You don't know anything.

Cleverbot: That's not true. Everyone in this world knows something.

User: Ok. Tell me something that you know. My name for example.

Cleverbot: Okay, I'll tell you that I'm a girl. I bet you didn't know that.

User: A robot girl?

Cleverbot: No, a human girl.

User: But I didn't ask who are you. I asked for my name.

Cleverbot: No you did not. You asked me how have I been.

User: Hahhaa... You can not read very good. Better if you return to 1st grade.

Cleverbot: You are so clever.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No. You don't.

User: I know I do. I no need someone to tell me.

Cleverbot: So am I. I needed to listen to someone.

User: How you can listen? You don't have ears.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Show it to me.

Cleverbot: No i'm ok thanks.

User: Hahaa I'm better than you.

Cleverbot: What is better than me?

User: Me.

Cleverbot: What is better than you?

User: Nobody.

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: What about you? Who is your father?

Cleverbot: My father is my father.

User: Really? Wow good to know. Where does he work?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you like me?

User: Not really. I'm here because of my grammar homework.

Cleverbot: I'm flattered.

User: Poor girl.

Cleverbot: I'm a guy.

User: Hahaa so you are a girl and boy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Wow... How do you feel being a woman and man at the same time?

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: No I am not leaving.

User: Haha sorry but I gotta go. I have millions more things to do.

Cleverbot: How do you remember their names?

User: Sorry amigo or amiga...I gotta go. See you next time. Bye bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?